With due deference to my two Canadian neighbours and in response to Simon’s announcement that he is going to visit Canada, here is some essential information for anyone making travel plans to that country….
- Canada is big “our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not”
- Ontario Sucks (not my opinion, I’ve never visited)
- Cows can be very dangerous
- The have Rocks and Trees
All information provided by the The Arrogant Worms