Christmas gifts

A few things I am not getting anyone for Christmas…

Koffski Wallet looks like a gun holster, and has pockets for a wallet, cell phone, keys, a pen, credit cards, and travel papers.I don’t get to do much travelling but surely this would get you some gun point attention from security. wallet

fire place Tabletop fireplace“Our Sculptured GlassFire Smokeless Fireplace was designed in Italy to show off the firelight’s dancing flames. Because there’s no smoke smell or soot, it can be used indoors as well as out. Unique, high-style design.”  And only $549

The Muttering Hats take on two forms based on models of thought processes that we engage in with ourselves:1. The Voices in Your Head Hat: a pair of muttering balls are tethered to the hat. They may be stuck to your ears, so that all other noise is obstructed by the mutterings, or they may be detached, providing the opportunity to escape from the mutterings or to share them with a friend.2. The Talking to Yourself Hat: Through the use of a communication system embedded in the hat, you may speak outloud to yourself while retaining the right to a somewhat private conversation.All that and you look like a mental patient in the process. Hat

One Response to Christmas gifts

  1. Ross says:

    I’ve thought of a great idea for an Alternative Service using the tabletop fireplace. What you do is get some incense….

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